“I know being single on Valentine’s Day can suck. But it’s so much better than dating some idiot.” -Single
”Your Ass is Mine Valentine.” - Mine
”I love the shit out of you.” - Love you
”Happy Valentines Day! I got you an uncomfortable, emotionally charged conversation about the future of our relationship! Just kidding. Let’s make out.” -uncomfortable
”To my amazing friend on Valentine’s Day: I’m sorry this card isn’t from a brilliant, gorgeous person who is desperately in love with you. But someday it will be. I don’t have faith this is true. I know it is, the same way I know kittens are soft and donuts are delicious. It’s a fact. You are like the most lovable, raddest, cutest human I know. The right one will find you, boo. And in the meantime, I love you.” -amazing friend
